This is what happens when I’m on hold and listening to “That Honkey Tonk Badonkey Donk” (which I hate with white hot passion). But the one thing that makes my ears friggin bleed are bad ring tones especially loud ones with bad resolution that sound like they are being pumped out of a tin can. Also, I don’t want to see every crap joke that your stupid crack head friend sent you. I really don’t want to see that Olive Oil and Popeye one again, EVER. In fact keep all cell phone porn away from me unless you’d like to wear your cell in a new and interesting place. No more need for that hands free device.