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dear sticky fingers,

28 Aug

Do you think this will be good copy for my lost and found ad in the newspaper?

Hey there Sticky fingers, thanks for relieving me of my bag you douche. Bet you were depressed when all you found was a couple of sketchbooks , a cheap planner and a tampon. You asshole, you probably just threw it away when you didn’t find any money. What a shithead, you could’ve at least returned the books to me, I had my address and phone number all over them. If I catch you diddy-boppin around with that bag you’ll wish you had left it alone in the first place.

Is it too harsh? Nah…

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4 Comments

Posted by on August 28, 2007 in Uncategorized

 

4 responses to “dear sticky fingers,

  1. cravensworld

    August 28, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    sorry about the excessive swearing, i don’t usually do that

     
  2. badbadivy

    August 28, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    Oooh! That sucks!! I think the excessive swearing was totally warranted here.

     
  3. newscoma

    August 29, 2007 at 2:14 am

    Swear.
    Swear away.
    Asshole who did this, you deserve a swearing.
    Hugs sweetie,
    I hope to be home soon. Things went poorly today.
    But, there is always beer.

     
  4. Kathy T.

    August 29, 2007 at 2:32 am

    I think swearing is very well deserved. And I’m sticking up my middle finger in the general direction of sticky fingers, too!

     

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