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for the love of god

28 Jan

Dear neighbors,

Please, please get some sleep tonite. Get stoned early and just crash out or whatever works for you. I don’t want to hear your stereo at 3am. I don’t want to hear your ass talking on the cell phone. Just kindly shut-up and go to bed. I don’t know what was so damned funny last night, I couldn’t hear the joke. I heard everything else mind you. You barfing. You blowing your nose. You pissing. You thundering across the floor on the way to the fridge. Just please stop, please. Get it all out of your system earlier in the evening so that I look like less of a zombie during the day.

Thank you,

Your asshole neighbor

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Posted by on January 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

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